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Rude Girl Goodies THC Infused Cookie Dough

Cookies with a hefty dose of attitude and double-time skankin’ taste! Rude Girl knows cookies, cannabis, and Rocksteady backbeats. Bake a plate for your friends, or have one for yourself and save the rest for later.


Take-and-Bake THC-Infused Cookie Dough. Flavors: Chocolate Chip, Sugar Confetti, Peanut Butter and Oatmeal Toffee.


Rude Girl Goodies THC Infused Cookie Dough is exclusively offered by Dynamic Jack and manufactured in New Mexico.

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Size:  .8 ounce No Pesticides Used
THC: 10mg per cookie; 100mg total Manufacture Date: See package (2023)
Manufacturer Name: PhytoRemedies for Dynamic Jack Expiration Date: 6 months from purchase if frozen
Manufacturer License: CCD-2022-0269 (regulated cannabis) State Seed-to-Sale: SEE PACKAGING
Lab Results for products delivered in NM only Lab Results for product delivered outside NM – below

NM Only


Choc Chip:

Oatmeal Toffee: Coming Soon!

Peanut Butter: Coming Soon!


Outside NM


Choc Chip:


Contains THC Distillate.

New Mexico Poison Control Hotline:  1-800-222-1222

BE CAUTIOUS! Cannabinoid edibles can take up to two hours or more to take effect.

For use only by adults 21 and older. Keep out of reach of children. This product is not approved by the FDA to treat, cure, or prevent any disease. FDA has not evaluated this product for safety, effectiveness, and quality. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery while under the influence of cannabis. There may be long term adverse health effects from consumption of cannabis, including additional risks for women who are or may become pregnant or are breastfeeding.


How to bake/what are the baking instructions?  

  • Preheat oven to a Rude and Rocksteady 350 degrees.
  • Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
  • Place cookies on the prepared try, leaving 1-2 inches between cookies.
  • Our “Rude Girl” plays her favorite 2-Tone Ska music playlist while the cookies bake:
    • For 10-12 minutes (if thawed)
    • For 11-14  minutes (if frozen – can go directly in the oven.  There is no need to thaw)

What is the shelf life of Rude Girl Cookie Dough? 
Shelf life of 6 months provided product is kept constantly frozen.  Product must be transferred to a freezer as soon as possible once purchased from one of our partner retail dispensaries.

What are dosing/ingestion instructions?
Start Low and Go Slow.  BE CAUTIOUS! Cannabinoid edibles can take up to two hours or more to take effect.

For use only by adults 21 and older. Keep out of reach of children.

After baking, how long will the cookies remain fresh for?
If cookies are sealed (eg. air tight container like tupperware), they will remain fresh for three (3) days.

Are these gluten-free?
Rude Girl Goodies THC Infused Cookie Dough is not gluten free.

What are the full ingredients for each cookie (Chocolate Chip and Sugar)? 

Ingredients – Chocolate Chip
Brown Butter, Regular Butter, Brown Sugar, Granulated Sugar, Egg, Vanilla Extract, Vanilla Bean Paste, Instant Coffee, AP Flour, Baking Soda, Salt, Chocolate Chips, Chocolate Chunks, Ethanol-Extracted THC Distillate.

Contains:  Milk, Eggs

Ingredients – Sugar Cookies
Regular Butter, Cream Cheese, Granulated Sugar, Eggs, Cookie Nip, Vanilla Bean Paste, AP Flour, Baking Powder, Baking Soda, Salt, Rainbow Sprinkles, Ethanol-Extracted THC Distillate.

Contains:  Milk, Eggs

Will I get high if I eat raw cookie dough?
Yes! The effects of THC distillate will be the same as the consumer would get if they smoked the strain.The distillate was already decarbed in the process of making it so it will get you high. So how would eating THC compare to smoking THC?  Smoking a strain will always be a different high than eating. When smoking, the THC is going directly to the bloodstream, so you are getting high from THC. When you eat THC, your liver changes it into 11 hydroxy THC, which is a more potent psychoactive.  Please note that edibles can take up to two hours before the effects are apparent. Consume with cautio

Will I get sick if I eat raw cookie dough?
You might. Rude Girl Goodies THC Infused Cookie Dough contains raw flour and eggs.

How can I learn more about Rude Girl Goodies?
Rude Girl, Rude Girl Cookies and Rude Girl Goodies are provided exclusively from Dynamic Jack and PhytoRemedies. Visit us at to learn more of Rude Girl Goodies.

Where are Rude Girl Cookie available?
Currently Rude Girl Cookies are available at these fine cannabis dispensaries throughout metro Albuquerque